I LOVE MY GF!!!

alternate responses to "i love you"

peridot: wow, thanks
pearl: *laughs nervously*
blue zircon: im sorry
jasper: who doesnt?
lapis: a horrible decision, really
emerald: *laughs hysterically*
bismuth: *finger guns*
garnet: i know
nephrite: why
amethyst: YEET
aquamarine: if only there was someone out there who loved you

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Ruby Pussy Indulgence

Sapphire Walks Up To Blue Diamond. Steps Into Her Palanquin. And Predicts A Ruby Pussy Indulgence.

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rosey-crossing

🌼 Home, a quaint village filled with blue and white flowers swaying under a hazy sky 🌼

Home finally has a dream address! I’ve been working so hard on this town and it’s pretty much complete so be sure to tag me if you visit or tag #rosey-crossing 💕

Special thanks and credits:

🌼 @mayor-carly for Chloe’s overalls
🌼 @espeon-krossing for Chloe’s flower crown
🌼 @townofskyglade for the town flag
🌼 @new-leaf-love for the bedroom wallpaper qr
🌼 @comfyjean the landscaping help and wonderful map
🌼 @saralee-crossing for the motivation and beautiful town that inspired me

Source: rosey-crossing ac

dizzpacito

Dororo: Roses are Red.
Dororo: Violets are blue.
Dororo:
Dororo: Sunflowers are yellow, tulips come in all sorts of colors, so do roses - I really like flowers - daffodils are also yellow,

Source: incorrectkerorogunsoquotes sgt frog cc

oh FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE ASSHOLE I FORGOT ITS AMEDOT WEEK

vanilla talks su amedot I GOTTA UPLOAD MY FIC HOLD ON

s4ns1cal

impossible challenge:

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name one (1) bad pokemon

enderzorua36

Salazzle

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incorrect

very fast, poison/fire, a lesbian, and could kill me

weirdmageddon

shiny alolan graveler

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incorrect

aggressive meatball, eats rocks, learns self-destruct, the most relatable pokemon

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Burmy.

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incorrcet

im laughging look at him without a cloak ds,jfsdf

radiooppy

These god damn ice cream Pokémon.

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extremely wrong

one of the best pokemon in unova and probably one of the best pokemon in any of the games

just look at them how are they bad,,,, adorable friend, ice type, very kind and never stops smiling in the darkest of times!!! he can learn sheer cold, blizzard, acid armor, and water pulse, a jack of all trades and a master of all of them. his appearance,,, his cheeks? flawless! his cone? very fashionable!!! his happy smile and positive vibes. you are a fool for thinking this is a bad pokemon

naviiwashere naviiwashere

Garbage baby trubbish

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trubbish is god tier of pokemon shut the fuck up

fvxkingqueen

I’ve got to say, you’re very persuasive.

Source: jestersexual pkmn

Goddammit I recorded myself reading “The Beej” but Tumblr won’t let me upload it since it’s a wma file

On the one hand, at least you don’t get to hear my gross voice. However, I still really wanna upload it. Is there a way to convert wma files into something that Tumblr will actually allow?

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jelloapocalypse

congitune:
“ jimbilljohn:
“ australianpikachu:
“ i’m in tears
”
bring this back for sun and moon while everyone’s forgotten
”
I love all the google translate Japanese text so I’m gonna translate it:
The top caption: “Neither you or I can read even...

Source: australianpikachu pkmn

niladhevan

su awesome art cc spoilers///

"would you fuck a clone of yourself?"

jasper: yes
peridot: no
yellow diamond: i dont want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and im not gay
garnet: im gay but i still dont want to fuck my clone, thats gross and weird
lapis: i dont want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong
carnelian: id totally fuck my clone because i want to know if im good in bed
aquamarine: id fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
holly blue agate: id totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone id be embarrassed to ask someone else to do
blue zircon: to be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy
bismuth: its basically the same as masturbating right? so no big deal
pearl: its not the same as masturbating; itd be like having sex with your twin. wrong and bad!
rhodonite: i would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil
amethyst: not only would i have sex with my clone, id probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because thats how pro-clone fucking i am
steven: you guys are nasty and frankly im a little concerned

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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alternate responses to "i love you"

Ruby Pussy Indulgence

impossible challenge:

trubbish is god tier of pokemon shut the fuck up

Ability: BABY KILLER

"would you fuck a clone of yourself?"